Barnacle Bill's Butt Buster Official Tee - Show Off Your Squeaky Clean Style

Warning: Wearing this t-shirt may cause spontaneous conversations about boat bottoms.

You asked for it, and we delivered. The official Barnacle Bill’s Butt Buster t-shirt is here to help you make a statement without saying a word. Whether you’re at the marina, the yacht club, or just mowing your lawn and dreaming of the open water, this shirt tells everyone you’re serious about a clean butt.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton that’s softer than a baby seal’s… well, you know… this tee is designed for maximum comfort and durability. The front features our legendary mascot, Barnacle Bill, giving his seal of approval for squeaky clean hulls everywhere.

It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a badge of honor. It says you’re part of an exclusive club of boat owners who know that a dirty bottom is simply unacceptable.

Get yours now and let the world know you’re a true Butt Buster.

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than a freshly cleaned hull.

• Classic Fit: Looks great on captains of all shapes and sizes.

• Durable Print: Our Barnacle Bill logo won’t fade, even after a long day in the sun.

• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get a laugh and a nod of respect from fellow boaters.

• The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for the boat owner in your life who has everything (except a clean enough hull).