Squeaky Bottoms “Dock Walker” Chest Bag

The Squeaky Bottoms “Dock Walker” Chest Bag

Tired of juggling your phone, keys, wallet, and a bottle of Butt Buster while walking the docks? So were we.

Meet the official grab-and-go bag for people who are serious about clean boats but don’t take themselves too seriously. The Squeaky Bottoms “Dock Walker” is the perfect sidekick for marina visits, boat shows, or just a quick run to the store for more beer and cleaning supplies.

This isn’t your grandma’s fanny pack. Its slim, tear-drop shape hugs your body closer than a barnacle on a neglected hull, so it won’t get in the way when you’re hopping on and off the boat. The padded strap is comfy enough for all-day wear, and you can sling it across your chest like a pro or wear it on your back when you need to get down to business.

Inside, you’ll find a surprisingly roomy main compartment with hidden zip pockets for your secret stash of cash and mesh pockets for your charger, keys, and a small water bottle (or a can of your favorite beverage—we don’t judge). We slapped our bold Squeaky Bottoms logo on the front to let everyone know you’re part of the clean-hull club, and our website URL on the strap for when people inevitably ask, “Where’d you get that awesome bag?”

Stop fumbling. Start slinging. Grab the Dock Walker and keep your hands free for more important things… like cracking open a cold one after a long day of cleaning.

The Nitty-Gritty:

• Built Tougher Than a Salty Old Sea Dog: Made from 100% premium nylon that laughs at wind and spray.

• Comfy as a Captain’s Chair: Padded adjustable shoulder strap for comfortable crossbody wear, because chafing is for the barnacles.

• Secret Stash Pockets: Two internal zip pockets for your valuables.

• Hydration Holsters: Two mesh side pockets for your water bottle or beverage can.

• Shameless Self-Promotion: Features the iconic Squeaky Bottoms logo on the front and our website on the strap. You’re welcome.