"Wine, Dine, You Know the Rest" Wine Tote

This is the wine tote you grab when showing up empty-handed would be a crime.

Soft, stretchy neoprene wraps your bottle like it knows its job—protect the glass, keep the temperature steady, and look damn good doing it. It’s insulated, flexible, and forgiving, whether you’re hauling a chilled white to the beach or a bold red to a backyard BBQ that’s about to get loud.

The bright ocean-wave artwork and playful Squeaky Bottoms badge are printed on both sides, popping hard against the black trim so there’s no confusion about who brought the fun. Stain-resistant, soft-grip handles make it easy to carry from car to cooler to picnic blanket without slipping, sweating, or apologizing.

Lightweight but protective, this tote fits standard 750ml bottles up to 1L and is built for beach days, boat rides, block parties, and any situation where wine is expected—and judgment is not.

Bring wine. Carry it well. Leave the rest unexplained.